football

A Quote by Jack Handey on football, funny, ideas, laughter, sports, and trying

Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.

Jack Handey

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A Quote by J. Laing Burns, Jr. on basketball, football, life, possessions, and winning

Possession of the ball is the key to winning in football, basketball, and the game of life.

J. Laing Burns

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A Quote by Howard Roberts on football

I feel an autumnal Saturday, no matter how beautiful, is wasted if it doesn't find me sitting in on a football game.

Howard Roberts

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A Quote by Hartman Rector, Jr. on automobiles, baseball, earth, football, god, gold, heaven, life, money, repentance, technology, and tennis

If you are worshipping false gods-such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or gold or silver-and you can tell what a man worships by what he does on Sunday-repent and start worshipping the true and living God, the maker of heaven and earth and all things that in them are.

Hartman Rector (1924 -)

Source: Ensign, November 1990, p. 78., © by Intellectual Reserve, Inc. Used by permission..

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A Quote by George H. Allen on defense and football

Football is one-third offense, one-third defense, and one-third special teams.

George H. Allen (1922 - 1990)

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A Quote by George H. Allen on attitude and football

Football isn't necessarily won by the best players. It's won by the team with the best attitude.

George H. Allen (1922 - 1990)

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A Quote by George F. Will on football, meetings, society, and violence

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

George F. Will (1941 -)

Source: 1994

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A Quote by George F. Will on football, life, meetings, mistakes, and violence

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

George F. Will (1941 -)

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A Quote by Francis Vincent "Frank" Zappa, Jr. on country, football, kindness, needs, and weapons

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER

Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)

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A Quote by Frank Gifford on football

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. there are no winners, only survivors.

Frank Gifford

Source: Sports Illustrated July 4, 1960

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