The packaging for a microwavable "microwave" dinner is programmed for a shelf life of maybe six months, a cook time of two minutes and a landfill dead-time of centuries.
Source: Buzzworm, November 1990
Contributed by: bajarbattu
"Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than
appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners."
Sebastien-Roch-Nicolas de Chamfort,
Source: My diary
Contributed by: jagadish
I knew my mother was under too much stress when I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a revolver.
Contributed by: Gidget
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