I will never again cast a curse on myself.
Source: Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings, Pages: 253
Contributed by: Tsuya
May you live in interesting times.
Source: Old Chinese curse, author unknown
Contributed by: CajunGypsy
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