crime

The curious crime, the fine Felicity and flower of wickedness.

If you are ever going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don't ever lie.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.

Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.

Crime and punishment grow out of one stem. Punishment is a fruit that, unsuspected, ripens with the flower of the pleasure that concealed it.

I have a novel way to eliminate crime as we know it. Instead of passing sentences of a certain number of years, why don't we educate the inmates and not let them out until they have maintained at least a C average from a grade school to a high school curriculum. Do you know how many people we could actually keep in prison and for how long? Think about it.

Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.

It is not a merit to tolerate, but rather a crime to be intolerant.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.