I have a novel way to eliminate crime as we know it. Instead of passing sentences of a certain number of years, why don't we educate the inmates and not let them out until they have maintained at least a C average from a grade school to a high school curriculum. Do you know how many people we could actually keep in prison and for how long? Think about it.
Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.