chinese

a wise man once asked,

"When the snow melts what do you do?"

"Stay inside and wish it were spring..." replied the girl.

After slapping himself on his forehead he sighed and replied,

"You avoid the yellow snow..." he said pointing to her boots now sunken in yellowish substance.

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the people who are doing it.

May you live in interesting times.

四海之内皆兄弟; across the seas we are all brothers

When asked about a flag fluttering in the wind: "Was it the flag that moved or the wind?" Hui Neng answered,
"Neither. It is the mind that moves." - Chinese Maxim