The packaging for a microwavable "microwave" dinner is programmed for a shelf life of maybe six months, a cook time of two minutes and a landfill dead-time of centuries.
Source: Buzzworm, November 1990
Contributed by: bajarbattu
At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done, then they begin to hope it can be done, then they see it can be done - then it is done and all the world wonders why it was not done centuries ago.
Frances Hodgson Burnett
Contributed by: RainbowBright
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