cats

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.

Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat!

To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.

When all candles bee out, all cats be gray.

The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete.