"Buddha and Mara were out walking one day. They passed a magnificent forest, wild, free and teeming with life. What is that? asked Mara
Why, that's truth, answered Buddha
Give it to me replied Mara, and I will map it, organize it, catalogue it, publish a book, open a website and teach it at the university!"
Source: "the moon appears when the water is still"
Contributed by: Natindigo