"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
Source: Blue Velvet by David Lynch
Contributed by: Enrique
"Now it's dark..."
"Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!"
Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.
Contributed by: Mary_C
Wisdom is kind of like screwing. The consequences aren't noticed until later. Only kind of, though, because we don't need anyone to tell us, after we learn it the first time ayway, that the the screwer is the father to the baby.
Contributed by: Raphie
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
Contributed by: vegan mommy
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