automobiles

A Quote by unknown on automobiles

You can lead a car to a highway, but you can't make it think.

unknown

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A Quote by unknown on automobiles, observation, past, and wit

Speaking of automobiles, some wit has observed; many freeways have three lanes. There's a left lane, a right lane and the one you're trapped in when you go past your exit.

unknown

Source: Albert W. Daw Collection

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A Quote by unknown on automobiles, driving, good, horses, and suspicion

Reckless automobile driving arouses the suspicion that much of the horse sense of the good old days was possessed by the horse.

unknown

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A Quote by unknown on automobiles, certainty, and emptiness

The human brain is like a railroad freight car - guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.

unknown

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A Quote by Theodore Roosevelt on automobiles, education, and schools

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919)

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A Quote by Tallulah Bankhead on automobiles, thought, and time

On seeing a former lover for the first time in years: I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on automobiles

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone. When I came back the entire area was missing.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on automobiles, boredom, driving, and people

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on automobiles

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on automobiles

I put a new engine in my car, but I forgot to take the old one out. . . . Now I can go 300 mph.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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