automobiles

A Quote by Steven Wright on cars, automobiles, hitchhiking, speeding, california, and salvador dali

I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch, and I headed for the highway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand-new cars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door. The guy said, "I don't have much room up here. Why don't you get into one of the cars out back?" So I did. And he was really into picking people up, because he picked up 19 more. We all had our own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

Source: Audio recording transcript at http://gdl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0296.html

Contributed by: CajunGypsy

A Quote by Brian Tracy on automobiles, balance, emotion, feeling, goals, justice, and energy

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance.

Brian Tracy

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by unknown on automobiles and defense

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

unknown

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bumper Sticker Wisdom on automobiles, people, and gun control

Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.

Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Source: Bumper Sticker

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by unknown on automobiles, driving, home, and neighbors

Driving their new car home from detroit, the neighbors arrived last night brag and baggage.

unknown

Source: Albert W. Daw Collection

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by unknown on automobiles, bankers, children, clothes, kindness, life, money, and world

One hundred years from now It will not matter What kind of car I drove, What kind of house I lived in, How much money I had in my bank account, Nor what my clothes looked like. But the world may be a little better Because I was important in the life of a child.

unknown

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by unknown on automobiles

I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the dashboard.

unknown

Source: The Blues Brothers (1980 movie)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Bumper Sticker Wisdom on automobiles, cars, and bumper stickers

I don't care what you love, what your other car is, or what you'd rather be doing.

Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Source: Bumper Sticker

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by unknown on automobiles

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

unknown

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by unknown on automobiles, giving, government, money, power, and teenage

Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

unknown

Contributed by: Zaady

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