Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Source: Breaking Dawn
Contributed by: squiggly
Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
Okay, let me explain this in the simplest possible way...you...are...an...idiot.
Scott Adams (Dilbert)
Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams
Contributed by: BanterBanter
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