Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on belief, electricity, god, and justice

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on achievement, death, immortality, and work

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: quoted in Woody Allen and his Comedy, 1975

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A Quote by Woody Allen on eternity

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on meaning and world

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on bankers, clarity, and god

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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