As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
Source: quoted in Woody Allen and his Comedy, 1975
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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