Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on people and universe

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on wives

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on good, people, sleep, and world

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on thought

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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on success and women

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on rest and time

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on discovery, mathematics, students, and writing

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: Howard Eves' Return to Mathematical Circles, Boston: Prindle, Weber, and Schmidt, 1988.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on education

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on nature

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I am at two with nature.

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