Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on success and women

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on rest and time

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on lies and sleep

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and thought

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on impossibility and travel

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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