Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on thought

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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on success and women

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on rest and time

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death, experience, and impossibility

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on lies and sleep

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and thought

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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