Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on despair, history, mankind, time, wisdom, and path

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and universe

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on wives

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on good, people, sleep, and world

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on thought

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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life, loneliness, misery, and suffering

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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A Quote by Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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