I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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