Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on despair, history, mankind, time, wisdom, and path

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on impossibility and travel

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on peace, reading, and war

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god and poets

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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