Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on despair, history, mankind, time, wisdom, and path

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and universe

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on wives

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on good, people, sleep, and world

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on thought

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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on success and women

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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A Quote by Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on discovery, mathematics, students, and writing

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: Howard Eves' Return to Mathematical Circles, Boston: Prindle, Weber, and Schmidt, 1988.

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