Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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