Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on despair, history, mankind, time, wisdom, and path

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and universe

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on wives

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on funerals

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on action and parenthood

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life, loneliness, misery, and suffering

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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