Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on despair, history, mankind, time, wisdom, and path

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god and poets

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on funerals

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on action and parenthood

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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