Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on finance, money, and poverty

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on dreams and existence

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on america, crime, and organize

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on success and women

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on rest and time

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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