Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on death, justice, and lies

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on atheism, god, and loyalty

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on finance, money, and poverty

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on dreams and existence

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on good, people, sleep, and world

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on thought

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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on success and women

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on rest and time

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

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