It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained.
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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