Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on america, crime, and organize

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and regret

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on government, impossibility, and needs

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on love

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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