Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on life and regret

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on government, impossibility, and needs

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death and life

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on happiness, love, suffering, and unhappiness

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and success

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on existence and illusions

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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A Quote by Woody Allen on food

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on cheating, schools, and soul

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on despair, history, mankind, time, wisdom, and path

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on people and universe

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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