"I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!"
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Source: "Sleeper" [Film]
Contributed by: Yeshe Samten
With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.
Contributed by: HeyOK
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Contributed by: Zaady
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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