Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on life goals

"I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!"

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: "Sleeper" [Film]

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A Quote by Woody Allen on metaphysics, cheating, woody allen, funny, and flippant

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on woody allen, dissatisfaction, satisfaction, Genetics, and flippant

With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on finance, money, and poverty

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on dreams and existence

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on america, crime, and organize

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on life and regret

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on government, impossibility, and needs

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death and life

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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