Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on life goals

"I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!"

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: "Sleeper" [Film]

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A Quote by Woody Allen on metaphysics, cheating, woody allen, funny, and flippant

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on woody allen, dissatisfaction, satisfaction, Genetics, and flippant

With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on government, impossibility, and needs

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death and life

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on happiness, love, suffering, and unhappiness

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death

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It's not that I'm afraid to die.   I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on death, justice, and lies

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on atheism, god, and loyalty

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on finance, money, and poverty

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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