"I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!"
Woody Allen (1935 -)
Source: "Sleeper" [Film]
Contributed by: Yeshe Samten
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Contributed by: HeyOK
With me; it's just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Contributed by: Zaady
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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