Woody Allen

1935 -

A Quote by Woody Allen on humor and jewish


I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on Saturday and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on Saturday.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: Winokur, True Confessions

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A Quote by Woody Allen on eternity and nothingness


Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on god, laughter, and plans

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen on illusion

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?. In that case , i definitely overpaid for my carpet !.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: Woody Allen

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A Quote by Woody Allen

What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once and that's it. Well, you know, don't you want to be part of the experience? You know, what the hell, it's not all a drag. And, I'm thinking to myself, "Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts."

Woody Allen (1935 -)

Source: Hannah and Her Sisters

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A Quote by Woody Allen on law of attraction, loa, sign, god, and synchronicity

If only God would give me a sign - like making a large deposit in my name in at Swiss bank.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen

Love is the answer but, while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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A Quote by Woody Allen

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Woody Allen (1935 -)

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