Winnie the Pooh

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

Being lonely is more friendly with two.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live a day without you.

"You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”

Do no try to get the jar off my head, because it hurts when you pull. Please simply sit next to me and hold my hand, and the jar will soon come off itself.

Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is go where they find you. ~ Winnie the Pooh