A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
Contributed by: Zaady
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
You sparkle with larceny.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Life is a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
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