Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)
Contributed by: Zaady
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor--unassisted.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Life is a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
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