The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. . . . You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
I don't know jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Source: 1962 in Saturday Review
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.
We'd all vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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