Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
There's no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
We are all ignorant about different things.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
We have the best Congress money can buy.
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. . . . You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
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