Will Rogers

1879 - 1935

A Quote by Will Rogers on family and gossip

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on gambling and good

Don't gamble! Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it 'till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on divorce and marriage

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on day and men

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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on comedy, country, and presidency

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on jokes, people, and politicians

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on justice and trouble

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on chance, reason, and war

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on congress and money

We have the best Congress money can buy.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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A Quote by Will Rogers on congress, death, taxes, and time

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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