We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There's no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
We are all ignorant about different things.
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.
We have the best Congress money can buy.
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it. . . . You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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