The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter- he's got to just know.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
Even if you are on the right track you will still get run over if you just sit there.
There's no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
We are all ignorant about different things.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Don't gamble! Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it 'till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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