Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Don't gamble! Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it 'till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
Source: Albert W. Daw Collection
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There's no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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