Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
There's no trick in being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
We are all ignorant about different things.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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