Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter- he's got to just know.

Even if you are on the right track you will still get run over if you just sit there.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.