Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.
The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
If you want to be successful, know what you are doing, love what you are doing, and believe in what you are doing.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Source: The Illiterate Digest, 1924
The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter- he's got to just know.
Even if you are on the right track you will still get run over if you just sit there.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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