Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Contributed by: Zaady
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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