Will Rogers

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

I belong to no organized political body. I am a  Democrat.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

"I don't tell jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.