W. C. Fields

1879 - 1946

A Quote by W. C. Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on money

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on prejudice

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on success

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields

Never give a sucker an even break.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on horses

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I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on trust

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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on women

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on food, force, prohibition, and water

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on food and water

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had nothing to live on but food and water.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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