W. C. Fields

1879 - 1946

A Quote by W. C. Fields on women

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on comedy and laughter

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

Source: W. C. Fields, Rowdy King of Comedy, by Robert L. Taylor.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on children and dogs

Anyone who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad.

W. C. Fields (1879 - 1946)

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on alcohol, drinking, insanity, people, religion, and statistics

Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on death

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on money

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on prejudice

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on food, force, prohibition, and water

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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A Quote by W. C. Fields on food and water

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had nothing to live on but food and water.

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