Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge (1909 - 2000)
Source: King Features
Contributed by: Zaady
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
I know canned music makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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