Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . . . research.

The Army has carried the American . . . ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

Life is like a sewer . . . what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.