I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
Contributed by: Zaady
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
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