Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
Contributed by: Janet
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Contributed by: Zaady
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
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