Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
Contributed by: Janet
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Contributed by: Zaady
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
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