Whenever I'm all out of sorts From too many trials and torts To placate my belly I need a great deli Where else would I go but to Morts?
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When you are hosting a party Whether formal or funky or arty End your "icebreaker" quest Give a limerick per guest The laughs will be instant and hearty.
We miss you dear Carol O'Day We're with you in this all the way Though cancer's a menace We need you for tennis Heal quickly then come back and play.
I know a nice fellow named Mike An agent you can't help but like In the midst of disaster There's nobody faster He'll bring you the cash on his bike!
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