Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
My dog is an East German Shepherd.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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