Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on birds, confusion, good, and justice

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on world

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on dreams and world

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on people

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on fishing

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on jobs, people, and work

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on birthday and good

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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