Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on spontaneity

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on babies, friendship, and writing

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on friendship

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on birth and friendship

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark 'til he was eight years old.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on words

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My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

My girlfriend has a Queen-size bed. . . . I have a Court Jester size bed. . . . It's red and green, has bells on it . . . and the ends curl up.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on world

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on dreams and world

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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A Quote by Steven Wright on people

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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