Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on belief and time

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on spontaneity

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on babies, friendship, and writing

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on friendship

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on birth and friendship

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark 'til he was eight years old.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

It's a fine night to have an evening.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on birds, confusion, good, and justice

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on world

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on dreams and world

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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