Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on ideas, plagiarism, and research

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism - to steal from many is research.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on honor, insanity, judgment, and mind

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honor. Who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?"

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on money

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The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on day, dogs, and people

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on day and people

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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on neighbors, power, and thought

The power in my apartment went out the other night. I had to use the flash on my camera to find my way around. I took twenty seven pictures of my kitchen while I was making a sandwich. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on time

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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on problems

Smoking cures weight problems . . . eventually.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on darkness

So what's the speed of dark?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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