Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on time

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Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on travel

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on borrowing and money

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on country and skiing

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on fishing and justice

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on statistics

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on borrowing and women

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on clarity, conscience, and memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on money

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A fool and his money are soon partying.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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