Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on anger, depression, and enthusiasm

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Ever notice how irons have a setting for 'permanent' press? I don't get it . . .

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on clarity, conscience, and memory

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on money

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A fool and his money are soon partying.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on friendship and justice

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on earth, friendship, and wishes

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on needs and water

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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