Ever notice how irons have a setting for 'permanent' press? I don't get it . . .
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile . . . for a satellite picture.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Source: see Olivier
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars. . . ."
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
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