Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright

Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile . . . for a satellite picture.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on justice and memory

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on experience, justice, and needs

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on automobiles and justice

For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on cats, design, insanity, and people

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars. . . ."

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on fishing and justice

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on statistics

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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