Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile . . . for a satellite picture.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Source: see Olivier
For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars. . . ."
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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