For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for 'permanent' press? I don't get it . . .
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