Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile . . . for a satellite picture.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on justice and memory

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on experience, justice, and needs

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on automobiles and justice

For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on belief

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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on time

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Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on travel

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on borrowing and money

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on country and skiing

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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