Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on time

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Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on travel

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on borrowing and money

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on country and skiing

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on anger, depression, and enthusiasm

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Ever notice how irons have a setting for 'permanent' press? I don't get it . . .

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile . . . for a satellite picture.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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