I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from all the statues in the other museums.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours" He said, "Yes, but not in a row"
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