Steven Wright

1955 -

A Quote by Steven Wright on solution

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on solution

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Steven Wright

In Mexico we have a word for sushi.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on electricity

I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on destruction and success

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on opposites and progress

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on seasons and tourists

If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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A Quote by Steven Wright on food, kindness, and restaurants

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

Steven Wright (1955 -)

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