Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
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