Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone. When I came back the entire area was missing.
Steven Wright (1955 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.
You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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