The universe doesn't give first warnings.
Solomon Short
Source: Quoted by David Gerrold in Starlog Magazine, 1979
Contributed by: CajunGypsy
Nature abhors a hero....how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to get creamed?
Contributed by: Zaady
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.