The universe doesn't give first warnings.
Source: Quoted by David Gerrold in Starlog Magazine, 1979
Contributed by: CajunGypsy
Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.
Contributed by: Zaady
Nature abhors a hero....how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to get creamed?
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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