The universe doesn't give first warnings.
Source: Quoted by David Gerrold in Starlog Magazine, 1979
Contributed by: CajunGypsy
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Contributed by: Zaady
Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.
Nature abhors a hero....how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to get creamed?
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