Scott Raymond Adams

1957 -

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on animals, computers, and play

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on jokes, laughter, and energy

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dogbert, in Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business, 1991

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on computers, facts, future, and time

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: The Dilbert Future.

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on danger

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dilbert.

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on stupidity

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: The Dilbert Future.

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on technology

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dilbert

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on management and principles

Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dilbert

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on death, employees, relatives, and work

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dilbert's manager from The Dilbert Principle, 1996

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A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on assumptions and budgets

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dogbert, in Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business, 1991

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