Scott Raymond Adams

1957 -

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on stupidity

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: The Dilbert Future.

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on technology

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dilbert

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on management and principles

Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dilbert

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on business, clothes, justice, and meetings

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dogbert, in Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business, 1991

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on animals, computers, and play

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on jokes, laughter, and energy

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dogbert, in Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business, 1991

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on computers, facts, future, and time

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: The Dilbert Future.

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on efficiency, life, people, and trying

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Source: Dogbert, in Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business, 1991

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Scott Raymond Adams on art, creativity, and mistakes

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Scott Raymond Adams (1957 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

Syndicate content