Scott Adams (Dilbert)

A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on dilbert

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Wow. When you do that with your arms, it creates the illusion that you're thinking.

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Source: "Journey to Cubeville" by Scott Adams

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A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on www dilbert com

 

Why is the news the same as the mini-series that was just on? What are the odds of that?

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Source: Dilbert: The Cartoon

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A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on teaching, learning, and influence

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

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A Quote by Scott Adams (Dilbert) on vegetarianism

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say it's a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

Scott Adams (Dilbert)

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