Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Wow. When you do that with your arms, it creates the illusion that you're thinking.

Why is the news the same as the mini-series that was just on? What are the odds of that?

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say it's a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.