Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Sam Ewing
Contributed by: Charles
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
Contributed by: Zaady
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Nothing is so embarassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.