The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Russell Baker
Contributed by: Zaady
Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.