The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr (1952 -)
Contributed by: ~Matthew
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Contributed by: Zaady
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.
My husband and I didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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