The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr (1952 -)
Contributed by: ~Matthew
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Contributed by: Zaady
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Excuse the mess but we live here.
They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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