Roseanne Barr

1952 -

A Quote by Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr on heart

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The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr on belief and women

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Roseanne Barr on restaurants

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr on men, proof, and women

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr on good, justice, and women

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr on anger, children, feeling, good, and time

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

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A Quote by Roseanne Barr on trade

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They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.

Roseanne Barr (1952 -)

Contributed by: Zaady

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