My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
Contributed by: Zaady
I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room.
My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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