Rodney Dangerfield

A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield on friendship and motherhood

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield on cats

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I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield on love, time, and wives

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

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A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield on life and sex

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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

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A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield on earth, water, and wives

My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.

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