When did Noah build the boat?- Before the rain.
Contributed by: Rinon Hoxha - Ustahi
Problems can become opportunities when the right people come together.
Contributed by: skryvenor
Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
Contributed by: Zaady
People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm.
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