There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Robert Orben
Source: http://www.quotegarden.com/environment.html
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
Source: Orben's Current Comedy; 2400 jokes to brighten your speeches By Robert Orben
Contributed by: Zaady
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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