There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
Source: Orben's Current Comedy; 2400 jokes to brighten your speeches By Robert Orben
Contributed by: Zaady
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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