To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Contributed by: Zaady
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Source: see John Wayne
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
Cats are a waste of fur.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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