Rita Rudner

A Quote by Rita Rudner on life, love, and rest

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on motherhood

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on age, day, husbands, and worth

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on marriage and success

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on children, decisions, dogs, husbands, and life

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cats

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Cats are a waste of fur.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on dogs, religion, and wonder

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

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