A good place to meet men is at the dry cleaners. These men have jobs and usually bathe.
Contributed by: Zaady
I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Source: see John Wayne
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
Cats are a waste of fur.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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