Rita Rudner

A Quote by Rita Rudner on age, day, husbands, and worth

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on marriage and success

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on children

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on children, decisions, dogs, husbands, and life

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cats

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Cats are a waste of fur.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on dogs, religion, and wonder

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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