Rita Rudner

A Quote by Rita Rudner on husbands and motherhood

My mother buried three husbands . . . and two of them were only napping.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on good, jobs, and men

A good place to meet men is at the dry cleaners. These men have jobs and usually bathe.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on god

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I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."  

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on automobiles and men

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on children, decisions, dogs, husbands, and life

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cats

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Cats are a waste of fur.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on dogs, religion, and wonder

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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