Rita Rudner

A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism, humor, and wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism humor wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on husbands and motherhood

My mother buried three husbands . . . and two of them were only napping.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on good, jobs, and men

A good place to meet men is at the dry cleaners. These men have jobs and usually bathe.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on god

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I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."  

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on automobiles and men

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cooking, danger, and men

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on life, love, and rest

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on motherhood

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on age, day, husbands, and worth

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Rita Rudner

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