Rita Rudner

A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism, humor, and wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism humor wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on marriage and success

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on children

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on humanity, people, and respect

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on husbands and motherhood

My mother buried three husbands . . . and two of them were only napping.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on good, jobs, and men

A good place to meet men is at the dry cleaners. These men have jobs and usually bathe.

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on god

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I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."  

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on automobiles and men

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

Rita Rudner

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