Rita Rudner

A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism, humor, and wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cynicism humor wealth

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on cooking, danger, and men

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on life, love, and rest

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on motherhood

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on age, day, husbands, and worth

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on marriage and success

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on children

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Rita Rudner

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A Quote by Rita Rudner on humanity, people, and respect

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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